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1 Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:35 pm

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Here, you guys can talk smack about each others mommas, but keep it semi-clean, don't make a really dirty joke that will offend anyone.

You can either post them here, or to make this more fun, go for one particular person on CT, (ie. @MurdaH Yo momma so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.)

So have fun, but make sure your joke doesn't offend anybody.

2 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:09 pm

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Your momma so fat, that when your dad came home he said "It's chilly outside." She ran outside with a spoon.

3 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:27 pm

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@Hawk Yo momma so ugly, she needs 2 bags to cover her face.

4 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:29 pm

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your moms like a squirrel shes always got nuts in her mouth'



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5 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:32 pm

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Yo momma so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

6 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:44 pm

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Yo' mama's so ugly she makes beeer look good.

And this is him.

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7 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:48 pm

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No offense stupid joke.

Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet, it said "A B C D E F G, Get your fat ass off of me.

That is my top one, all the ones I am saying are coming from my head not the website. I didn't make these up I just hear them from my friends.

8 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:50 pm

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LOL. Your jokes are funny, but not in a good way.

Extremely childish and highly common.

9 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:52 pm

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Yes very common. I get these from everyone Lol

10 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:54 pm

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General hawk-GASF- wrote:Yes very common. I get these from everyone Lol

I'm surprised people are still telling these old things.

11 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:09 am

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Old things Lol Not old to some people.

12 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:10 am

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General hawk-GASF- wrote:No offense stupid joke.

Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet, it said "A B C D E F G, Get your fat ass off of me.

That is my top one, all the ones I am saying are coming from my head not the website. I didn't make these up I just hear them from my friends.
I don't get it...

13 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:19 am

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Lol you wouldn't get it...........Wow

14 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Sat May 21, 2011 2:04 am

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Yo moma is to Fat dora can't even explore her(: yea buddy

15 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Sat May 21, 2011 10:59 pm

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@Apocalypse Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her lol

16 Re: Yo Momma Jokes on Sun May 22, 2011 5:47 pm

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RepBot1 wrote:Yo' mama's so ugly she makes beeer look good.

And this is him.

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Yeah bro, that's like 3 years old try harder.

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