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1 Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:57 pm

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Post why you have been arrested or almost arrested.

2 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:02 pm

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I was arrested for having ADHD.

Serious.

I mean this autistic fuckk..

Well here's the story:

Being Halloween, I decided to F**k with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever F**k a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the s**t out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Almost arrested.

3 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:08 pm

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:I was arrested for having ADHD.

Serious.

I mean this autistic fuckk..

Well here's the story:

Being Halloween, I decided to F**k with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever F**k a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the s**t out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

Almost arrested.
Ahaha, that was a stupid move of you.

4 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:28 am

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Omg wtf!??!?! xDDDDD

5 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:46 am

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I was almost arrested but, not quite.

This kid was saying shit to us so my friend ran after him while he rode his bike away and pushed him off the bike and when he fell he hit his head, he grabbed his bike and slowly rode away. He ended up with a concussion, after a hour we where walking around in the woods liking at some people go off some jumps there was one kid that asked us who is Joey and Conlan we told him us he said someone is looking for you, follow me. So we followed him and he step us up, it was the cops, and they took my friend Joey after that I was walking home and the same cop stopped me with my mom in the cop car too, since I was there and a part of this I got in the cop car, I didn't get arrested but, he said I could had because I guess we "bullied" him. I was no longer to hang out with Joey no more my mom said and I still am not allowed, he moved a week after that so I haven't seen him since, he was my best friend.

6 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:27 am

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Fxcken pussie man I swear he should of took it like a girl!xD

7 Re: Ever been arrested or almost arrested? on Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:31 am

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This one isn't to long but were I live firecrackers is iligel... So I lighting them up then a Marie came by saying "I'm looking for my dog" well she wasn't as soon as she left 5 mins later I cop comes out the same time I lit one and it fought the grass on fire but luckly I didn't get arrested(:

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